And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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