I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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