Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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