Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Is Oprah even human
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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