She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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