You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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