she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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