i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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