eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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