I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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