I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Randomize
