So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
im on a boat
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