still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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