Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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