I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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