The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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