Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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