Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
