I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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