It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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