How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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