dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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