So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The Olympian is in my bed
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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