What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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