Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
