i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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