Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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