When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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