You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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