do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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