Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Sext me about skeletons
Randomize
