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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!

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• (925): View more from California

  im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.

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