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• (907): View more from Alaska

  the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i don't want you to think of me as your TA

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go

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• (425): View more from Washington

  VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..

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