I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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