So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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