He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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