I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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