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(402): View more from Nebraska

Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?

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(512): View more from Texas

He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy

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(678): View more from Georgia

Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."

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(416): View more from Toronto

Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before

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(517): View more from Michigan

Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.

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(541): View more from Oregon

So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"

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(503): View more from Oregon

I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.

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