omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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