Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
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