hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You smell like stripper and shame
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
