I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
it's like iHOP with fire
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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