found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
These tits shall not be calmed
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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