Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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