so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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