Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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