i don't like sucking hair
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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