i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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