I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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