Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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