woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
