so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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