He is an equal opportunity slut.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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