Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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