Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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