Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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