I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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