my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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