He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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