And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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