I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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