It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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